There are many weapons out there available to kill your spouse: guns, shovels, knives, poisons, cars, even spoons as I discovered lately. The list is endless.
But Wolfram did not pick any of those. As we were having dinner last night, his knife fell from is plate, straight down on my foot. Luckily for me it was not the cutting side that landed on my foot so I did not get cut.
BUT the worst was yet to come when I discovered that this knife had just cut some cheese and some of it was now on my foot. Wolfram weapon of choice is a knife with cheese on it.
If the knife will not kill me, the smell of the cheese will, especially the Maroilles.
But Wolfram did not pick any of those. As we were having dinner last night, his knife fell from is plate, straight down on my foot. Luckily for me it was not the cutting side that landed on my foot so I did not get cut.
BUT the worst was yet to come when I discovered that this knife had just cut some cheese and some of it was now on my foot. Wolfram weapon of choice is a knife with cheese on it.
If the knife will not kill me, the smell of the cheese will, especially the Maroilles.
1 comment:
I could have also thrown mushrooms at you...
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